Monday Listicles. This week is 10 annoying sounds.
We all have those sounds that drive us absolutely out of our mind, right? You know, the ones that nearly drive you to needing one of those special jackets that make you hug yourself? Surely it's not just me, right? ;)Here are my top 10 annoying sounds.
1. Any kind of sound associated with eating - slurping, smacking, silverware scraping against a plate, etc. Might as well be nails down a chalkboard. Just thinking about it makes me cringe and shudder.
2. Dog barking for hours on end. Seriously?
3. Whining!
4. Chris and Logan playing so loudly it sounds like they are reconstructing their room and making additions to the house.
5. Construction. Especially in the early morning hours. There's nothing like being woken up to a jackhammer going outside your window.
6. Music playing in a car so loudly that it vibrates *your* car and you are several ahead of them. Hmm. I didn't know my van came with vibrating seats. :)
7. SNORING!
8. Teeth grinding. Oh, how this hurts me so. It's seriously almost painful for me.
9. Sniff....sniff....SNOOOOOORT. Yuck! Blow your nose, please.
10. Janice on Friends. Oh.My.God.
how about a co working burping a million times a day and she does nothing to muffle it and blames it on her pregnancy! ugh And I am with you on your top ten as well!
ReplyDeleteAw I'm offended, I teeth grind at night and can't help it ;) LOL! Just picking. I agree with all of those!
ReplyDeleteThe eating sounds have been quite a theme in these lists. :) But oh, loud, vibrating car music - I forgot about that one, but it definitely deserves a spot on the list!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately I have neighbors who like to boom their music in their cars, so I hear this one quite often :(
DeleteI remember Janice on Friends. That was a good one to add to your list.
ReplyDeleteUgh! Totally forgot whining and SNIFFING!! - Thanks for stopping by my place! Following you right back! :D
ReplyDeleteThanks for following back!
DeleteHubs has a bad habit of sniffing for ages instead of getting a tissue, and to top it off, he has seasonal allergies. I oh-so-subtly hand him a box of kleenex and hope for the best, which is better than the alternative, which is strangling, though that might be a lot more satisfying...
ReplyDeleteMy husband does that a lot, too. Strangling probably would be pretty satisfying ;)
DeleteOh, Janice! Lol! Great list!
ReplyDeleteBaaahaaahaaa..."special jackets that make you hug yourself". Good one.
ReplyDeleteGreat list!
thanks for stopping by! :)
DeleteI use to be able to mimic Janice perfectly. I promise not to demonstrate that for you should we ever meet :D
ReplyDeleteAs for the dog barking? We have an incessantly barking rat out back. I LOVE animals but I have been SOOOOOOO tempted to pump a pellet in his butt just for ONE MINUTE of SILENCE!
I actually wouldn't mind hearing the demonstration. Just once ;)
DeleteParticipating in Mom's Monday Mingle for the first time! I'm your newest follower. :) You have the best blog name!
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Thank you! I'm following you back.
DeleteOh yes! Janice!! And that nanny too. What was that silly show set in NY with a nanny that looked like Janice?
ReplyDeleteoh, yeah. The Nanny with Fran Drescher.
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